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The Ralph Malph Story: (Submitted by IStillGotIt)
Ralph Malph was born in Brooklyn, New York on August 8,1941, to Mickey and Minne Malph. In New York he went to Brooklyn Elementary and the Junior High. He went to Brooklyn High School for one year, but then his family moved to MIlwaukee. He was then enrolled at Jefferson High School as a sophomore, where he met his two buddies Richie Cunnigham and Warren Weber, whom they called Potsie. For a little while Richie and Potsie hung out with Ralph, them Richie told him that he and Potsie needed a comedian to hang with them. Ralph was their pick and so he joined the "Three Musketeers". He spent the next three years as a constant companion to Richie and Potsie, during that time in which he met Fonzie. He finally graduated in 1959. He along with Potsie and Richie went to the University of Winsonsin in Milwaukee that following fall.He and Potsie lived together in an apartment (Richie moved out), during this time they found a new friend named Chachi, Fonzie's cousin. He and Potsie had great times in their apartment- despite this one time they needed Aunt Fanny's help when they kept arguing- she later turned out ot be Richie. His parents got a divorce in 1961, when Ralph was 20. Later that year-- the worst moment in Potsie's life happened: Ralph and Richie went to Greenland to join the army, and luckily he still had it. He came back in 1964 with Richie, where Richie announced he was moving to California. Ralph became in optometrist like his old man. Then he got married to Leather Tuscadero in 1965. She and Ralph had a kid in 1966, his name is Ralph Jr., and they had another 1968 called Suede, their youngest one is a girl named Ralphette, born in 1970. Ralph was also in a band in high school and college with Potsie and Richie. Ralph played the piano. Then after quitting as as optomertrist, Ralph and the family moved to California- to Hollywood where he and Richie made their own porduction company: Cunningham and Malph Productions. Some of the movies that they had made are: The Day Fonzie Jumped Jaws, The Potsie Weber Story, The Haunted Mansion, The Day Fonzie Jumped The Millenium Falcon,. Moon Wars, Teeth, Friday Night Flu, Vaseline, The God's Father, Near Encounters of the Fourth Kind, and many Oscar-Winning films showing the opposite of popular 70s films. Right now, they still have their company and are doing great. Mickey Malph is still alive, he is now 86 this year! Leather is 61, Ralph is 61, Ralph Jr. is 36, Suede is 34, Ralphette is 32, and Minnie Malph is is also 86. This is a story of a man named Ralph Malph, and HE's STILL GOT IT!