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How To Win Women

Take this down, fellas. Thought you knew how to win a chick? Well, guess again. Fonzie's here to tell you that you're doing it all wrong. He's got full-proof advice no one could mess up-well, except for maybe Potsie (but more on that later)- so start getting ready for date-filled weekends and soon enough you'll be up at Inspiration Point, moving on up to the Alamo.

Take this down boys.
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How can you fail when the Fonz teaches you?

How to Win Women.
Phase 1. music, poetry, some champagne
Phase 2. Anything she likes, you like- anything she hates, you hate
Phase 3. drop a couple hints that you might be willing (Phase 4).
Phase 5. That chick's father is coming up the stairs, run for your life