1 - The Society Party [Pilot]*Laverne and Shirley, who work on the bottle-capping line of Shotz Brewery, are thrilled when Tad Shotz, the owner's nephew, invites Shirley to a fancy dinner party. Shirley won't accept unless Laverne can go with her - so they both receive invitations, but don't have dresses suitable for the occasion. Lenny and Squiggy offer to help them out by renting gowns from "an uncle's wax museum". Guest star: Henry Winkler
2 - The Bachelor Party
Laverne rents out her father's pizza parlor to Fonzie for a bachelor party and persuades Shirley to serve Fonzie's guests while she makes pizzas. When the bachelor party backfires, the girls are called upon to help the usually cool Fonzie save face. Guest star: Henry Winkler
3 - Bowling For Razzberries
It's a battle for the annual Shotz Brewery Bowling Championship and Laverne and her team are determined to defeat the Public Relations Department's team. However, Laverne has a cold and can't bowl in the tournament.
4 - A Nun Story
Unaware that she is now a nun, Laverne and Shirley expect one of their old, wild friends to turn their class reunion into a success.
5 - Faulter At The Altar
Laverne suddenly decides to marry her boyfriend after only dating for two months. Shirley objects at the rehearsal. Guest star: Al Molinaro
6 - One Flew Over Milwaukee*
Shirley drives everyone crazy worrying about her pet canary who flew away.
7 - Dog Day Blind Dates**
Laverne and Shirley meet two strange guys on a blind date. Their dates blow up the men's room of the Pizza Bowl and hold the girls hostage while trying to rob the bank next door.
8 - Once Upon A Rumor
Lenny sees Shirley half-dressed with Squiggy in the Shotz Brewery locker room and assumes they had a "fling". When the rumor spreads that Shirley is a "fun date," she is besieged with phone calls asking for a date and Squiggy becomes a hero. The girls try to find a way to make the culprit confess the truth.
9 - It's The Water
The girls vie for a promotion at the brewery. Laverne learns, to her dismay, that there's more to it than meets the eye - or the taste. The executive, who has more on his mind than business, promotes Shirley to official beer taster, knowing she gets dizzy when she sips beer,
10 - Dating Slump*
Laverne is upset when Shirley becomes reclusive and decides not to go out on any dates after learning that her reliable boyfriend, Carmine Ragusa, has another sweetheart. Guest star: Mark Harmon
11 - Fake Out At The Stake Out*
Laverne becomes a decoy to help catch a thief who has stolen some of Laverne and Shirley's favorite clothes.
12 - Hi Neighbor
Laverne and Shirley get more than they bargained for when Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' apartment building. This episode was written by David Landers and Michael McKean.
13 - How Do You Say 'Are You Dead?' In German?
A German delivery man faints in Laverne and Shirley's house. When they can't revive him, they realize it's not a prank.
14 - Suds To Stardom*
Laverne and Shirley's determination to win a place in the brewery's annual talent show gains them a bittersweet victory. They rehearse a wild calypso number for their audition, but are turned down by their old nemesis, Gloria Lubitz, an ex-Rockette who now heads the company's show.
15 - Mother Knows Worst
When Shirley's domineering mother comes for a visit, she finds fault with Shirley, her friends, and everything else about Shirley's life. Laverne sets her straight.
16 - Drive She Said**
In an effort to keep up with Fonzie's girlfriend, Pinky Tuscadero, Shirley decides to buy a car. She convinces Laverne to go "halfsies" with her - only to learn that Laverne can't drive.
17 - Angel Of Mercy
Shirley tries to talk Laverne into working as a volunteer nurse at a hospital. Laverne resists until her latest heartthrob, Jerry Callihan, enters the hospital for an operation.
18 - Bachelor Mother
The Fonz visits Laverne and Shirley and drops off a surprise bundle - a baby! The girls are faced with a dateless Saturday night at home, the TV doesn't work and they have to baby-sit. As they settle into a quiet night, their Chicago boy friends call and invite them for a night out at the famed Chez Paree. There is an unexpected turn of events when they get Lenny and Squiggy to watch the baby. Guest star: Henry Winkler
19 - Excuse Me, May I Cut In?**
GS:Ron Howard, Anson Williams
The girls convince two high school students into taking them to a dance contest to win a TV. Richie and Potsie from 'Happy Days' are the dance partners. Potsie gets injured and can't dance so Laverne teams up with Richie at the last minute to win the prize.
20 - Bridal Shower
When Laverne and Shirley are invited to a bridal shower for one of their old high school classmates, they feel like old maids.
21 - Look Before You Leap
After attending a big bash at the brewery, Laverne blacks out can't recall the night's events, and is worried about how she behaved.
22 - Dear Future Model*
Laverne and Shirley become jealous when they see how the guys flip for a pretty model at the Pizza Bowl. They decide to enroll in a correspondence modeling school in order to become the "new you".
23 - Good Time Girls*
The girls get plenty of offers for dates after Icky Hector puts their name and phone number on several men's room walls.
24 - Two Of Our Weirdo's Are Missing
Lenny and Squiggy disappear after Laverne and Shirley decide not to go to the circus with them.
25 - Oh Hear the Angels Voices
Laverne, Shirley, and their friends entertain at a hospital Christmas party by singing "Silent Night".
26 - Guilty Until Proven Not Innocent
Laverne is arrested for shoplifting and Shirley tries to get her released.
27 - Anniversary Show
While the girls are stuck at a train station in Canada, the rest of the gang waits to throw them a surprise party at the Pizza Bowl. To pass the time, they sit around and reminisce through flashbacks of scenes from previous episodes.
28 - Playing Hooky*
Everything goes wrong when the girls play hooky from work.
29 - Guinea Pigs**
The girls become guinea pigs to raise money to go to a cocktail party. Laverne is only allowed to sleep for a few minutes at a time and Shirley is forced to eat dirt.
30 - Call Me a Taxi*
When they get laid off, the girls take jobs as taxi dancers. Shirley pads out her bra with tissue paper to get more customers.
31 - Steppin' Out*
Laverne and Shirley are asked out by two "dreamboats", but when they start to prepare themselves for a fun-filled evening, everything goes wrong.
32 - Buddy Can You Spare A Father
Shirley goes to a sleazy bar to look for her father.
33 - Honeymoon Motel*
Shirley wins a vacation at a newlywed hotel and the girls plan to use Carmine to fool the hotel staff into letting them both in.
34 - Hi Neighbor Book 2
When Lenny and Squiggy get stood up, Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue. Lenny and Squiggy take the girls to a posh restaurant, where Squiggy sees his date with another guy at the same restaurant. This episode was written by David Landers and Michael McKean.
35 - Frank's Fling
Laverne asks Lenny, Squiggy and Carmine to dress up as gangsters in order to scare away a golddigger who wants to marry her father.
36 - Haunted House
The girls want new furniture and look for a used couch, in a haunted house. Shirley discovers that Abe Lincoln once slept in the house, suggests they have the house marked as a piece of history, and ultimately saves the building.
37 - Lonely At the Middle
When Shirley is promoted to supervisor, she tries to introduce time saving ideas which don't go over well with her co-workers who begin hating her.
38 - Citizen Krane
Milwaukee's most prominent citizen, Charles Feister Crane, decides to make Laverne and Shirley his newest singing discovery, a singing duet called 'The Rosebuds'.
39 - Airport '59
Laverne and Shirley take their first plane trip. But when their pilot faints at the controls, they end up flying it.
40 - Tag Team Wrestling
Laverne teams up to enter a charity wrestling match.
41 - The Pact
Laverne and Shirley get into a huge fight after Shirley's new boyfriend asks Laverne out. In the end, the girls make a pact and agree to never let a guy come between them again.
42 - The Robot Lawsuit
A giant robot attacks Laverne in a toy store and she decides to sue the company.
43 - Laverne's Arranged Marriage
Laverne's father arranges for her to marry a wealthy cheese manufacturer who happens to be in the mob.
44 - Cruise Part 1
In order to earn extra money for their vacation, the girls take a job, dressed as Jack and Jill, selling children's shoes.
45 - Cruise Part 2
Laverne and Shirley go on a Great Lakes cruise and Shirley falls for one of the ship's crew. Also, Lenny and Squiggy are caught aboard as stowaways and sent back to shore.
46 - Laverne & Shirley Meet Fabian*
Fabian's concert is sold out, but the girls still want to see him. They bet Rosie that they can not only meet Fabian, but have their pictures taken with him, too. Rosie agrees saying that if she loses she'll clean the girls flat with her toothbrush. Needless to say Rosie is soon scrubbing the floors, toothbrush and all. Guest star: Fabian
47 - The Stakeout*
When Carmine is suspected of being a counterfeiter, the FBI uses Laverne and Shirley's apartment as a stakeout to catch him in the act.
48 - Shirley's Operation
Shirley panics in the hospital and has her friends, who are dressed in Alice in Wonderland costumes, looking for her.
49 - Take My Plants, Please
When the girls get laid off they go to work for themselves selling flowers and plants door to door.
50 - New Years Eve 1960*
It is New Years Eve and Laverne is dumped by her date and Shirley has a cold. Squiggy does his human fly stunt as the countdown to the new year.
51 - The Mortician
Laverne has a crush on a mortician who is more interested in her dead than alive. To help her chances of getting to know the mortician better Laverne asks Shirley to pretend she is dying.
52 - The Horse Show
Shirley rescues a horse from a glue factory and puts it in her bedroom. The girls then try to find a new home for 'Buttercup' before she's turned into glue. In the end Lenny and Squiggy save the day by finding a farmer with a nice pasture who's willing to let the horse live out the remainder of it's days in contentment.
53 - The Slow Child*
Edna's learning impaired daughter is left with Laverne & Shirley, but later disappears with Lenny. Lenny falls for Edna's daughter not realizing that she's slow. The two go for a walk, and L&S go crazy trying to find them. Edna goes mad when she finds out that her little girl was out with Lenny, not realizing that her daughter is a lot more capable than she gives her credit for.
54 - The Second Almost Annual Shotz Talent Show*
Mr. Shotz wants the girls to find a spot in the talent show for his no talent nephew. 'Night After Night'(Lyrics to Lenny & Squiggy's Song.)
55 - The Dentist
Laverne has a chipped tooth and visits Shirley's brother, who is a dentist. As a favor to Shirley, Laverne allows Shirley's dentist brother to fix the tooth. The only problem is he's a lousy dentist and Laverne can't let on that he's doing a terrible job as Shirley's brother's boss is watching every move he makes.
56 - The Bus Stop
The girls take a bus to a distant city to visit two medical students who leave them stranded.
57 - The Driving Test
Unless Squiggy passes his driving test, he will lose his job, so the entire gang decide to help him out.
58 - The Obstacle Course*
Shirley takes an obstacle course for a volunteer policewoman's job at L.A.M.P.S. (Ladies Auxiliary Milwaukee Police).
59 - The Debutante Ball
Laverne and Lenny go to a debutantes ball where Lenny learns he is 89th in line for the Polish throne.
60 - 2001 A Comedy Odyssey
Laverne dreams she and Shirley are in their 80's still living together and still single. In her dream , they marry Lenny and Squiggy, who are also still single, so they can have some fun.